Manny & the Brain – 20.03.18

One of those internal conversations..


Gets into a maruwa (tricycle) at night, going home from work..

Brain: Manuella, stop laughing for no reason, like an idiot ☹️.
Me: Leave me alone πŸ˜‚πŸ™„.
Brain: You do realise that you’re the only passenger in the maruwa, no πŸ˜₯? And it’s an open vehicle; anyone can see you laughing with no one beside you 😢.
Me: Fine πŸ™„.
Brain: Lord, help me out here, please πŸ˜“β˜ΉοΈ.

Me: You know you luhhhhhhhhhh me πŸ˜»πŸ˜‚.
Brain: 😐😐.

I do have a lot of apologising to do, I know πŸ™ˆπŸ™Š. I’ve been MIA without notice and I haven’t put anything up in what now feels like forever πŸ™ˆ.

I don’t know from where I got the idea that I need to have a full-bodied (intro, body and conclusion) and lengthy write-up before I publish a post πŸ˜•. Beause I have loads of this kind of posts just sitting around!

Anyhoo, I’ve got more crazies than I can contain, and I’d love to share them with you 😻 (no, I’m not really lovestruck. I was just caught up in the moment πŸ‘€).

So, what I’m saying is that I should be doing more of these kinds of random (unplanned) posts 🌝.

Watches the conductor sat beside me as he brushes his fingers past all the good 100 naira notes and hands me my change. One look at it and I hand it right back for him to change it. Me: O de wa owo to ti yani yakuya, o de gbe fun mi πŸ™„. O ti ri arindin πŸ˜’. (And he looked for money that was horrendously mutilated, and he gave it to me πŸ™„. He has seen a dunce πŸ˜’.)
Brain: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
Me: It’s not funny o. Stop laughing πŸ™„.
Brain: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£.
Me: πŸ™„πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Oh, Lord!

Ze End!