Anyone Else Keep Wondering “Where” They’re Going to Meet “The One”?

Does this one, too, have a fault, or you just don’t want to find “him”?


I had the craziest idea while creating this blog: that I could meet this person on WordPress! πŸ˜† I was like, “What?! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Nah, you play too much!”

But, seriously, 😩 how many of us “unmarried” or just single people ask ourselves this question a gajillion times? πŸ˜‚ I do! πŸ™‹πŸΎ Frankly, I’m tired of imagining. πŸ˜‚ Some days, I think I’m just high on oestrogen and I just want to meet him already. Other days, I’m like, “Bruh, wherever you are, stay there or stay away!” πŸ˜†

See, I’ve got a very imaginative mind. I like to imagine all sorts of scenarios; the good, the bad, the ugly. πŸ˜„ But, I kind of like the suspense of waiting to see. Sometimes, I ask myself, “What if it’s someone I already know? What if it’s someone I haven’t met? What if it’s someone that I’ve sworn will never even find my heart on the map? What if it’s… who again? πŸ™„ It’s ok! Stop asking! πŸ™„” πŸ˜‚

Jokes apart. Everywhere I go, and I see someone that I think has a great personality and can be eye candy — like Ozzy Agu or Adekunle Gold (Google them) –, I ask myself, “πŸ˜€ What about this one?” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I even took a Zimbio quiz to find out “where I will meet my soulmate”. 😫 I did it twice, because the first one said at a bar.

I’m sorry, this is one topic that I cannot be serious about. πŸ˜† When I was in uni, I used to laugh at myself for being hopeless, since I never went out. πŸ˜† I even took a Zimbio quiz to find out “where I will meet my soulmate”. 😫 I did it twice, because the first one said at a bar. Impossible for someone who never went out. πŸ˜† The second one said on an airplane. πŸ‘€πŸ€

Meanwhile, one of my best friends tried, the whole time, to find me a guy. πŸ˜‚ I found a fault to pick, in every single one. When my other friends would go out, I’d conveniently sit in my bed, with a glass of coconut rum and coke, or a cup of ice cream, or a box of pizza, or everything and a movie or series! My wall-mounted TV was right in front of my bed. And I had LED lights above my bed! Cinema time, every other day! πŸ˜‚ The love I had for my bed was unreal. 😩 The only place I ever turned up at, was my very few friends’ (oh, because the rest are acquaintances πŸ˜‚) house parties.

Let me briefly tell you about my (brain’s) fault-finding skills. πŸ˜† Lord, help me! I went to an event a couple of weeks ago. The MC (Master of Ceremonies) at the event was as hilarious as you’d love them to be. He was slim, a good dresser, nothing wrong.. or so I thought. P.S.: I like to blame this fault-finding attribute on my brain. It’s just not ready accommodate thinking about someone else. 😐 So, this MC walked in my direction and this was the conversation in my head:

Me: What is wrong with this one, now? πŸ™„
Brain: Have you seen his teeth? πŸ™„ How can you expect me to kiss that? πŸ˜‘
Me: πŸ’€

Honestly, I am tired. πŸ˜ͺ Sometimes, I think I should just leave my brain behind, when I’m going out. πŸ˜’

At the end of the day — seriously, jokes apart πŸ˜„ –, I know my heritage as a child of God, and I am confident in the knowledge that, consequently, I won’t end up with “tresh” or the wrong person (based on the important stuff, not the teeth πŸ˜‚).

P.S. Topic for another day: Parameters of attraction. So, you know that I can bypass the teeth and all the other faults, because me, too, I have my own. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Author: Manuella

There's an eternity worth of things to say, but to keep it short, I'm a very deep individual, an avid reader and student of humans and the things around us that we interact with. If you ask me, everything has the capacity to be the topic of a deep discussion, including toilet paper. In a discussion, I'd be that person that gets everyone (including the one who's making the most noise) to go "oooooooohh!!" My thoughts spark elements in people's brains. I love imparting knowledge and I kind of have an issue with conveniently unenlightened people, who like to voice their every opinion. I love the spiritual stuff!! God is too awesome for words. There's always something to blow my mind each time I plug in. God is so deep, it's ceaselessly fascinating for me. You should totally visit the spiritual part of my mind. It's indescribable. Insane adrenaline flowing in there!

4 thoughts on “Anyone Else Keep Wondering “Where” They’re Going to Meet “The One”?”

  1. Very hilarious read and I definitely can relate! Most times I just want to know who the person is so I can stop entertaining others. You’re right. God knows and that should reassure us.


    1. Hello, Tene! Thank you for reading, and I’m very glad that you enjoyed it. πŸ˜„ “… stop entertaining others.” That is it! But like you said, God’s got us. 😌


  2. Definitely brightened my day. Awesome write up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ with just the right dose of laughter for the day. πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜»πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

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